Shhh, they're listening....

Okay, thought id set aside a place for the crazies to come and hang out. No really, This is a place for all things conspiracy....wait, let me refract that...all things conspiracy except reptilian stuff...thats just whacked out...and, well, I think we should keep religion out of this too, as a whole..people tend to get crazy over religion

Please, lets keep this a civil conversation about our different views and beliefs...if you find yourself getting angry....BHB...and try again later. This is after all, a weed forum. I would assume most of us are pretty chilled out when we're surfing(but we all know what happens when you assume, huh?)...Just have an open mind when reading through these pages...

Alright, ill start the floor...

I really, truly believe that the u.s.a. is being run into the ground on purpose..Bush signed an agreement with Canada and Mexico called NAFTA(north american free trade agreement)...Which will ultimately lead to the North American Union. There is also, as you know, already a European Union, African Union, and the Asian Union is in the process of being formed. The UN, the poster child for one world govt since WW1, and the main proponent of global warming....will be the main governing body over the unions. There is already a new currency developed for this changeover. The "Amero". Google it....Also google the NAFTA superhighway, that will run from central mexico through the midwest and into canada. How the govt is taking private property from americans who gained the land after the spanish-american war, to build a superhighway through it. The company that is building this road for us, a Spanish(from spain spanish) company, will also be the sole collector of tolls on this highway for the first 50 years...after we pay them to build it...

Now, imagine that the u.s. dollar is being run down on purpose, in order to usher in this new currency under the cover of the flailing dollar. The u.s. economy is being dismantled and rearranged on purpose, so that specific corporations and groups will have the majority of power and say-so once this is done...sudden amnesty of millions of illegal aliens will dissolve the borders...

Its just a thought...

Ding ding..I want a good clean fight...no biting, hair pulling, scratching, spitting, slapping, toe stomping, low blows, name calling, eye gouging, or anything else dirty...

omg its my dream thread!

dude everything's a conspiracy I don't know where to start

whatever. I got SHOTGUN mothafuckas!

NAFTA was signed into existence under Clinton. Bush II just extended the agreement and expanded it. Several previous Presidents had been working on it for years.

The simple solution is to throw out Capitalism and have hybrid socialist regime

There's always Alex jones and Jesse Ventura to turn to.

The USA is under attack!

I firmly believe that the nation is under attack from inside and out. The economic warfare that brought down the Soviet Union is now being aimed at us in the form of NAFTA, Cap and Trade, Global warming initiatives, stimulus packages aka govt. pork, huge expenditures on two foreign wars(yes 9-11 was just 1 of many shots at our behemoth of an economy). There is an old saying that goes : "A million ants can bring down a lion" and It seems to me that the ants are starting to work together. They've enlisted help from a undeniably biased media, the greedy politicians and the ignorant among us. The dollar and the entire American economy is slowly being eroded.

Yes but hey, we are an evolving species with an evolving civilization.

I seriously doubt 1000 years from now human beings will still be in a capitalist based civilization. You will not hear in any classroom "And in the 20th Century, mankind, specifically in the United States, stumbled across the greatest form of government that we have even to this day: Capitalism"

This is just one stop of many on our way to a better form of government, whatever form it ends up as.

Well first off capitalism is not a form of government. It is an economic system. Secondly Capitalism led us into the induistrial revolution. Capitalism led us into the technological revolution. Capitalism led us to excellence in health care, flight,innovation and manufacturing etc. (the list goes on) Name any other economic system that has led people into anything other than poverty or slavery.

FEUDALISM
You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you should need.

FASCISM
You have two cows. The government takes them both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM
You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Yours neighbors pick somone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other one and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. In triplicate.

ANARCHY
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors take the cows and kill you.

CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

This really is my new favorite thread!

America is a fascist economy already. Capitalism died before the War for Southern Independence.

Fascism, capitalism...same shit, different level of state participation. Either way, the masses get shatfed. I have never heard of a truly "free market" anywhere, not even here in the US before the War for Southern Independence, as you call it. (Over here, we call it the War of Northern Aggression. )