Shhh, they're listening....

wheres my aluminum foil hat you fucker make me crazy i haven't had my coffee yet

Would sir like a solar powered tin foil hat ?; they are all the rage. Utilising the tinfoil design favoured by generations of conspiricists and the natural energy of the sun, SATIVA designers have taken away the need for batteries for fixtures standard to this model.

Global positioning system ; for when you are anxious about where you are? 360 degree video surveillance; for the paranoia about who is there with you.? Mini bar and smokers kit; to make it all go away?

No batteries or cords; all weather/ terrain construction; means you can indeed wear your solar powered tin foil in the bath, at the beach or on planets with high humidity.

Cutting edge freak fixtureS; SATIVA.

can i get that in non stick i'm a little thin on top

Turning the hat over, sir will be pleased to see it is ergodynamically lined with hemp fibre, This ensures that follically challenged client's domes; are not only cushioned from possible tin foil nicks, but also continually aerated with beneficial thought provoking gases eminating from the hemp.

Note also the way the hemp is structurally interfaced with the hemp; you can see the criss crossing pattern of the strands. This is stronger than kevlar. You have heard of indestructible hemp fibre cars? Well you could drop one on sir's head and it would just bounce off.

SATIVA SOLAR TIN FOIL HATS; SECURITY, COMFORT AND SAFETY FOR YOUR MIND.

speaking of hemp.....
Crazy how its such a diversable product but deemed to be bad yet has so many powerful and different uses.

As for 2012...and all the weather destruction we had in 2011, many many conspiracy therorys and many things us humans are oblivious to... makes one wonder.... just what else is going on behind closed doors.

SATIVA SOLAR TIN FOIL hats.. a little sweaty for me i keep getting sweat in my eyes FUCK that hurts. I prefer a coloured one if available silver is too plain.

Chem trails just read up on that one...scary that one is
..http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/
http://axisoflogic.com/artman/publish/Article_64217.shtml

Sativa has colours for all occassions doobydo; a little fan that pops out to cool your face and the hemp fibre gas capillary action means your dome stays coolly free of sweat.

The slick tin foil outer layer of course means chem trails just roll off your head.

Will loook at those ; thanks. My tech guru on the hill tells me the evil people are using chem trails to influence weather patterns; causing disasters such as Katrina to desensitise people to such drama; in line with thier long term objective of killing a lot of people, having most humans living in tax deductible refugee camps. He sleeps with his SATIVA SOLAR POWERED HAT ON; BECAUSE THEY LAST ALL NGHT. lol, nigel

pick a pill the red will set you free . freedom is an illusion given to you by the 1%ER the blue pill will open your eyes an you will see that the government make laws to protect the 1%er from you and if you choose not to take the pill they give you we will tax you to death