Why we need to turn in our firearms and ammo to the feds Monday

After you, zoo.

i love how being gone foer a couple years and there are still the same people around

idk..... Not really concerned with the population, population isn't really an issue...

True story, some ppl (myself included) have been through some shit over the years, still going strong.

Welcome back

Zoo no do!

Not that I didn't try. I see it as being our responsibility to our families and community that we don't breed and risk the proliferation of our corrupt stoner perspectives among the rest humanity. I laid the two boys out on the anvil, looked down to give them a good smack with my ball peen hammer, and, and, well... I just couldn't do it. Somebody is going to have to give me a hand. I don't think I have in me to give my own balls a good smackin like that.

Buzzmobile? Give us a hand here? And please, I’d like to leave the scrotum intact.

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There's your problem, zoo. Never peen your balls with a hammer. Please, I'm always happy to lend a hand.


Get you two 8" bricks as shown below.

Don't use solid ones you could hurt yourself if your thumbs got in the way. Next, you want to assume the "dangling participle" stance, and hold the bricks lengthwise and edge up, one in each hand. It matters not which hand is held forward of your "participles" and which one behind. Just be sure to keep your thumbs clear. You don't want to mash your thumbs, that would hurt. Swing both bricks together with enough speed to create a "splut" sound. Don't swing too hard or you'll lose control of the bricks and you might mash your thumbs. Don't do that. It would hurt. After you hear the splut, it's all over.

I hope that helps.

But what about those stoners who have only one arm? I suppose we could rig a brick on a rope attached to a neck collar type setup. One might have to get the neck swing with the brick on a rope down just right in order to get in a real good smack, er, or "splut" as Buzzmobile puts it but it just might work!

How about we plan a day in the next week or two to mail rolled parsley joints to President Obama? We need to do it on a large scale all in a day or two period.