Why we need to turn in our firearms and ammo to the feds Monday

Great idea! I love unexpected visitors.

And the crime would be unlawful distribution of parsley?

use an oregano/parsley blend. they burned oregano on stage for the play hair back in the day and got cited for pot use. supposedly they smell similar

I dont wanna waste good parsley like that! I could flavor a wonderful dish.

Italia

Parsley is best served with italian food with a slight bit of basil for the sauce. My girfriend's mother can't speak english because she's full blooded italian. The grand mother is the one that makes the dishes work because she's the one that taught them both. Me- i just sit back, eat and burp! they expect one to burp because it is a compliment to them.

I am perfectly happy with my penis size, so I don't need a gun.

When tyrone who has a dick that would rival Mr. Ed's kicks in your door, the last thing you'll be worried about is the size of your manhood. Your boys will be so far up in your stomach your gonna wish you had protection and I don't mean a trojan magnum either.

I don't think a giant penis is gonna protect you, maybe if Sasha grey is trying to rob you and trips on a skateboard...

I'm not an advocate or gun control or promotion, But I own a gun in case sum1 runs up in my house... Or the govt thinks it's wise to start fucking with me, there is gonna be alot of propaganda about the "terrorist" who wouldn't let federal jack boots run up in his house...

BTW that it's a 30 0' 6.

GG, GL, and HF with that mp5, packed with NATO ammo

If you try to sell oregano to an undercover stating it's MJ, they would charge you with attempt to distribute a harmful substance, (not the exact wording) But you "cant" sell something that isn't "allowed" to be smoked as a smoking Item, and pass it off as an illegal substance, They will probably charge you with attempt to distribute an illegal substance as well, even though it's oregano, Because you stated it such such and such so that was your intent, or attempt.

This maybe has nothing to do with the case of mailing parsley to the president, but it is federal, and a grand jury will indict a fucking rabbit for hopping.

Must suck to live your life so totally paranoid of your neighbors. If your so scared of the denizens of your 'hood ("Tyrone" ... how blatantly racist) may I suggest you move. Managed to live over half a century in this world (including a few years in a San Diego ghetto) and never once even called 911, much less wished I had a weapon to kill another.

Paranoia WILL destroy ya!